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thiscosmicobscurity:

His pledge to her:
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you.  i will love you. i will love you.

thiscosmicobscurity:

His pledge to her:

i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you.  i will love you. i will love you.

ryanpanos:

Room Portraits by Menno Aden

amyburvall:

Pretty cool remixes / mashups of some classic #art 

2headedsnake:

Cesar Santos

'Farfalline Della Notte', oil on canvas

'Chicho in Red', oil on canvas

'The Master's Studio', oil on canvas

'Lisa's Niece', oil on canvas

'Intimacy', oil on canvas

doublemaximusart:

Dani and Billy from Hocus Pocus. I love how Billy kept her safe within the salt circle :3

doublemaximusart:

Dani and Billy from Hocus Pocus. I love how Billy kept her safe within the salt circle :3

fairestcharming:

Once AU: ’I don’t know when, I don’t know how, but I know something’s starting right now …’ 

shrugging:

Secret lion turtles

shrugging:

Secret lion turtles

no-one-can-save-me-from-myself:

pati79:

arvyla:

and now scroll back up to realise that those were indeed paintings

Tan lines.

THEY HAVE TAN LINES!

Dude!! i have reblogged this like a million times and i never noticed they were paintings until you said that. holy shit.

camouflage.

humansofnewyork:

"What was the saddest moment of your life?""When I lost my first wife.""How long ago was this?""40 years.""What happened?""We were in the Peace Corps, and had gone to Ethiopia to teach English. We were stepping out of a van when a runaway police car barreled into us. I still think they did it on purpose.""How old were you at the time?""Twenty one."

humansofnewyork:

"What was the saddest moment of your life?"
"When I lost my first wife."
"How long ago was this?"
"40 years."
"What happened?"
"We were in the Peace Corps, and had gone to Ethiopia to teach English. We were stepping out of a van when a runaway police car barreled into us. I still think they did it on purpose."
"How old were you at the time?"
"Twenty one."

I am very forgiving though